GenderBendingCruiseParty VI The Cult of Sloppy Sex Clowns

Cults are a survival strategy, and i guess we are gonna roll with that fact. We need to pick a leader and join a cult, filthy mistresses of queerness! Because if we do not follow the order of our spiritual leader, what will we follow? With the cult of fascism on the rise, which guru will you pick?

We hope it won’t be a straight one, but also not a gay one who is as clean as the straights.
We hope it is not a guru that washes his sheets.
Let’s pray it will not be a leader who is hard all the time.
Let alone a master who tells you your eye liner is not in the right place anymore.
Let’s not choose role models who are on a diet.
Or heroes who want you to douche for days before coming.

If we wanna get off the dangerous route to the tourist trap, we need dirt, mess, chaos and slippery slopes! We need to stumble into dark wholes of dubious smells! We need your flesh against ours, sticky and sweaty! We need your spit to start the ritual!

JOIN THE CULT OF SLOPPY SEX CLOWNS

(capitalism will not reign by capturing this on social media. It’s gonna be even worse in real life, we promise)